You call these abilities unfit? Mario may not look the type, but, the way he is now, he can cream Mr. Fantastic and the Prince of Persia in an obstacle course.
Wall-jumping
Jumping 20 feet in the air
Propelling yourself to great heights and slowly fall to the ground
Sliding on your stomach at top-speed
Staying suspended in the air with a small twirl
(sarcasm)Oh, yeah, someone should definitely make a mod of this game to get rid of all that stuff. Ooh, better yet, there should be a mod to make the game change to exercise and a lettuce diet (/sarcasm)
Honestly, if you don't wanna play the game with those features, then don't do them. Albeit, it'll be a bit harder. That, or find some modifiers for GeckoOS.
Also, hate to break it to you, but Mario was still obese in SMB3 and Super Mario World, and he's actually managed to jump higher, run faster, and be a bit more versatile in both skill and strategy since then. He's BEEN obese since Donkey Kong. NO fat kid can easily do what Mario does.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2010 02:18AM by Mestizo.