Ooh, ooh, I never get to explain this.
My username comes from a man in a Route Nationale French textbook which is taught from in many English schools (or at least was in 1998). Specifically, on page 26 or so of the volume aimed at year 8 (age 13-14) there is a double-page spread of people describing their professions. One of these people is a man called Alain Vey, who is a
coiffeur. For some reason, this man amused me so much that I named myself after him and have used the name ever since (on the interwebs, that is). I still own the textbook, somewhere. I also call all my in-game main characters Enzo, for no reason I can remember.
I got into homebrew by accident whilst searching for a DS flashcart online last February. I knew about the SD media launcher gamecube method of running homebrew, but never bothered to shell out for one. Then I found out that I could play obscure Japan-only Super Famicom RPGs on my Wii with materials already in my possession, suddenly transforming it from a rather neglected and software-light machine to the most wonderful thing I have ever owned.